A very short tree story.EST. 2026 / IN THE WOODS
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100% UNBOTHERED
MEET THE FOREST LEGEND
NO BRANCHES
NO PROBLEMS
He used to be a tree. Now he's just a stump with two tiny eyes and absolutely nothing to prove.
CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)G5d9WXrYr2zf5U9auBJYuvrkiG4qwaRHpeczbn2Fpump
SMALL STUMP. WEIRDLY BIG ATTITUDE.
01 / A LITTLE CHAOS
LEAF PANIC
Stumpy can't run very fast. But he can catch a leaf or two. Help him out.
STUMPY'S LEAF PANIC
SCORE0
TIME35
LEAVES0
LIVES3
MOVE: A / D OR ← → · YELLOW = +10 · ROCK = -1 LIFE
ACTUAL FOREST CELEBRITY
02 / THE WHOLE STORY
ABOUT
Once upon a time, Stumpy was a perfectly normal tree. Birds sat on his branches. Squirrels hid snacks in his bark. Life was pretty good.
Then one day, the branches were gone. So were the leaves. All that remained was a tiny, confused stump staring into the distance.
Did he panic? Nope. He just sat there. Somehow, the whole forest started hanging out with him anyway. An icon of doing absolutely nothing.
ZERO BRANCHES. INFINITE VIBES.
03 / FIND YOUR PEOPLE
JOIN US
Pull up a log. The forest is weird, the company is good, and Stumpy saved you a spot.